Post by The London Allstar on Jun 15, 2007 21:07:36 GMT
Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker.
It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's
Friend.
On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie bar; he had a Rum and Butter, she had a
Wine Gum.
He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. I'm the one
with the nuts, he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and
Tic-Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take
a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit
of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted
more, he needed Time Out. He noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising.
He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and finished off by giving her a
Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly
he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with
All Sorts!
